ObJECHTionable Behavior

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

Who: The Great Jecht
What: Hearts shenanigans!
When: February 14 (backdated, gasp!)
Where: Honestly pretty much anywhere it's convenient
Warnings: Jecht can be an idiot?

It's Time to D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEEEEEL

Maybe it's a coffee shop. Maybe it's a restaurant. But there you were, minding your own business, when suddenly --

WHACK! A beefy hand slaps down a piece of paper on the table or counter. When Jecht lifted it away, he revealed a large # on the paper -- with an X scrawled in the upper-left, and a pencil still rocking slightly from the force of his dynamic entry.

"Your move," he said, aggressively claiming the nearest seat.

Who Wouldn't Want To Know a Football Star

"Well, I'll be damned!"

That's all the warning Jecht offered before he strolled right up, getting ready to fling an arm companionably around his long-lost friend. A sensible person might stop to ask himself a few pertinent questions right then and there, or maybe at least be a little circumspect or reserved.

Guess how much sense Jecht had. Just guess.

"How the hell long has it been? All the technology and stuff today and two people can still lose touch."

Hay Gurl Hay (closed to Yoyo)

The door to Jecht's place was unlocked, of course. He never bothered to lock it when he was home, 'cept at night. But instead of out in the pool or even kicked back watching some TV, when Yotsuyu came in she'd find him sprawled on the couch, in shorts and shirtless, with one arm over his head and the other flat on the ground. And the house was oddly cool, for all that.

"Uuugh," he said, by way of a hello.

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HAY GURL

[darkenedmoon]

Yotsuyu sashayed her way in through his unlocked door as if she were some highly-paid actress in a starring role--that, or the cattiest of drag queens taking her turn on the catwalk. Though she stopped when she saw Jecht sprawled out on the couch.

"What is wrong with you? Train too hard?" She hadn't brought anything with her--though if she had a beverage, it was likely she'd have simply doused him with it. Nevermind she'd likely be unwittingly helping...

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

Yeah, it would be helping! But also annoying.

Jecht eased his arm away from his eyes, offering her a grin. She was still a sight for sore eyes. "You ain't bakin' in here? The heat's all wonky."

[darkenedmoon]

"I am not, no." She felt just fine. Pretty awesome, if one had to ask..."At least I had the foresight to bring you something."

A boba ice smoothie, to judge by the bags of takeout on her wrist. She had some sort of tea for herself, but his was a good old strawberry ice smoothie with tapioca pearls.

"This should help to cool you off, at least!" No, she had no problems depositing most of her burden on the counter, bringing the cold cup and a straw over to the big man.

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

Jecht peeked at the smoothie, then grabbed the back of his couch to heave himself up with a grunt. "'Tsu, have I told you lately you're the best? Because you're the damn best."

Despite his desire to just pour the damn thing on himself, Jecht accepted it and took a big gulp instead of a bath.

[darkenedmoon]

"You have not. But I know I am." There is, indeed, more than a bit of smug arrogance in her tone and her expression, but that befits her. It wasn't as if Jecht were the only one--Gino told her often enough, as well, but he was the one she kept things running smoothly for. It only was right that she got the recognition for doing the work!

"Is that helping at all? As I said, if it's that bad for you, I'm not certain why you're simply not outside. You don't have a fever, do you?" Swift sea-change there, as Yotsuyu went into Mother Mode for a moment, leaning in to try to rest her hand against his forehead. Well. She couldn't really help that...

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

"I don't have a fever!" Jecht swatted at her arm without ever threatening to come anywhere near it, looking every bit the sulky child. True enough, he didn't have a fever. "Besides, wouldn't I feel COLD if I had a fever? 'Cuz my body's trying to get warm? What am I s'posed to have, an anti-fever?!"

[darkenedmoon]

"What you have is the attitude of a petulant child, and no, not necessarily!" Anti-fever, indeed. He'd been reading too many comic books, were that the case.
"Besides, how do you know if you've a fever or not? When was the last time you even had one? Or had to be checked out by a team doctor?"

Though it would be obvious to her he didn't have one, eventually. Still, there was something to be said for teasing him. Mostly that it was fun.

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

"Can't remember the last time I had a fever. Probably when I was a kid. Me, I'm healthy as a horse!" Now that he'd put some effort into getting himself back into shape. Jecht had never been really out of sorts, but there was a difference between "okay" and "peak". "Besides, ain't sniffly, ain't coughing, ain't headachey, just freakin' hot!"

[darkenedmoon]

"You're something," she murmured to herself. "Yes, and I've heard that. There's a wealth of snow outside. All you have to do is Go. Outside. It isn't rocket science, and if it were, I know who to call about that, too."

ThoughYotsuyu doubted Anakin would be truly happy to be disturbed at this time of night. Still, he might understand.

"You could always go in the tub, too, and I could dump snow on you, if I could find a bucket." One of those hadn't come with the house, however, so she wasn't sure if Jecht had one.

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

"Oh yeah, I can see that conversation. 'Jecht, why're you rollin' around in the snow? You were hot? Turn the heat down in your place!'" Speaking of, Jecht rolled off the couch and onto his feet, straightening up so he could go for the thermostat again.

[darkenedmoon]

Yotsuyu's eyes widened in alarm as he went for the thermostat again. She'd wanted to keep her coat on because it was a bit on the chill side, for her, but she'd go back to her own house if he was going to plunge his house into the Ice Age!

"No. It is your house--and remember how I was very careful about the paparazzi and the ease with which they can access you here? You might have to endure my scrutiny, but since when did you care about that?"

Her tub idea was getting better and better--at least, to her.

[sublimelymagnificentblitz]

"Since when I'm being extra-stupid instead of normal stupid, your words cut! What's your idea, then?" Jecht had already forgotten the tub suggestion, though in his defense he was struggling to focus on things that weren't sweating.