Let me call you sweetheart...

[scotch_egg]

Who: Alec & You
What: Valentines Event
Where: Anywhere
Warnings: Who knows



Alec cam be found anywhere, looking more cagey than usual. Find him in his office filling out endless forms or answering calls curtly, or in a bistro or cafe with a single cup of steaming tea, or even in the park bundled up against the cold day.

More to the point he has a box of Valentine's Day candies with him that he cannot seem to stop eating. It seems almost unconscious. However this meeting turns out is going to be an interesting ride.


[[ooc: feel free to chose the words of the heart that he eats and put it in the subject. Or leave it up to RNG]]

Comments

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Shaving would ruin the effect... He thought but did not say. Not another word would be spoken about it! ]

[scotch_egg]

The hell am I even going to wear. I don't have time for this shit. [in other words. help]

[serpentinthegarden]

[ The fleeting thought to check Alec's closet was soon shuttled aside for raiding his own. ]

I can find you something.

[ Alec was released from the hug so he could be paced around for inspiration. ]

No tie, I'm thinking simple yet cool.

[scotch_egg]

[Anthony's thinking, which is both good and bad in Alec's experience]

Just so you're aware, I'd also like to be able to walk without my balls falling off.

[serpentinthegarden]

Ha! You will be poured so tightly into your pants they won't be able to fall anywhere!

[ So it was threatened but really Alec would never be comfortable in a pair of his pants. Maybe they could find a good trouser in Alec's stash, pair it with a black suit jacket from his stash, over a more casual pullover... hmm, maybe something in red. If Alec wasn't careful he would end up in something like this, second image on the top row.]

[scotch_egg]

Like hell. Try again.

[serpentinthegarden]

We'll work on it. There has to be something stylish that isn't going to... cramp... anything...

[scotch_egg]

On the other hand, maybe it's better not to make promises that aren't going to be kept.

[serpentinthegarden]

You have absolutely no trust in my fashion sense!

[ But after a bit of fussing and trying on things Alec would find himself in this spiffy combination! ]

[scotch_egg]

I have absolutely no trust in you.

[he regards the outifit.]

Not the turtle neck and it's not bad.

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Have a nose scrunch for that lack of trust! ]

Course it's not bad... Like I would let you walk out of here looking terrible.

[scotch_egg]

I don't want to walk out looking like you either. Or your definition of attractive. Then again... [a smirk] I'd have to wear a tartan bowtie for that.

[serpentinthegarden]

I could always get you one.

[ Tease him will you! ]

I'm sure Aziraphale has left a few up in my room.

[scotch_egg]

You couldn't pay me to wear it.

[serpentinthegarden]

I'd never hear the end of it if you lost it either. Forget about it.