Anthony J. Crowley (
serpentinthegarden) wrote in
tramitem_log2020-12-07 07:00 pm
Time to jingle those bells!
Who: Alec, Anthony, Ellie, Aziraphale and OPEN to anyone needing some Christmas cheer
When: December
Where: Round and about New York. Check the top levels for locations or add one of your own.
What: The Crowley family getting into the Christmasmischief spirit and trying to spread it around.
Warnings: None
When: December
Where: Round and about New York. Check the top levels for locations or add one of your own.
What: The Crowley family getting into the Christmas
Warnings: None

Alec Crowley - Ice Skating
[The rink at Rockefellar Center is busy this time of year, and looks a bit like a post card or a film set. People muffled against the cold skate on the silvery surface under a dark sky, softly illuminated by lights. There are also vendors here and there that sell hot cocoa or coffee or anything warm to cup between the hands.
Alec is there as well, either gliding on the ice with remarkable grace considering his gangly form, or else sitting on the sidelines and watching with a cup of something steaming in his hands. Feel free to join him on the ice, or be the object of his ridicule or require his help… or else just take a seat with him and watch the show. At some point a violinist will come by and play Christmas Carols, completing the enchanting scene]
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something about it amuses him... he smiles a little, without really thinking about where this sudden development came from. it's not the sort of sound most would be taken with, but one corner of his mouth almost curls up into a lopsided grin. whether Alec is procuring his own beverage or out there on the ice to be spotted, well ... anyone's guess]
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It takes him a moment to spot the familiar figure and slides up to him with expert ease, a faint smile on his face, only for it to disappear as realization sinks in]
Oh. It's you.
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[that gets a small chuckle, and it's only a tad bitter. people always seem to be so disappointed when he isn't. it's the sort of thing that would make a lesser man jealous ... all that ... attention ... irritation buzzes around his mind like a fly, and he tries to ignore it. this sort of thing didn't used to bother him, did it? then again, he never had a doppelganger before. he'll chalk it up to that]
I'd say you were the first, but I'd be lying. ... You're quite good at that. I have a feeling if I strapped on a pair of skates, I'd be flat on my ass in moments. [his eyes flash wide for just a brief moment for emphasis as he gives Alec a self-deprecating grin]
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If you wanted you could learn.
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[he glances between them - Alec's whip-thin body and his own nearly Mall Santa physique]
Not quite sure I have the build for it. Or at least, I figure I don't.
[he's funny, see?]
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Well, not everyone can be Fell. [he doesn't even know if Fell can skate, he just wants to ruffle the doctor's feathers]
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You must have come here quite a lot in the past, then, hmm? ... Or do you go to the Aviator rink in Brooklyn? One of the other Different works there, you know. Trains skaters, even.
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I used to do it a lot when I was a teenager. Great way to get away from it all, you know? No one wanted to freeze their balls off in minus six c, which would be twenty degrees to you heathens. Have I mentioned Fahrenheit makes no bloody sense? Because it doesn't.
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Though, as a man of science, I really do have to agree about Fahrenheit. Metric, as well. Learning how to switch back and forth during my training was frustrating as all hell. Must be on a daily basis for you.
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You're not to be blamed for it, I suppose, and it would be a shame to damage your ego or your arse. Big as they both are.
[is he needling him? Maybe. But he's also enjoying it]
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That sounds more like cultural pride than actual scholastic evidence, to me. Also, thanks for the compliment.
[he rather likes his ass. glad you do too]
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Well I've definitely more courage then. That's a proven fact.
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[said lightly but he's watching him]
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[he's grinning, genuinely, but something is creeping into his eyes, a flash of something a little more feral that says he's beginning to think he can't deny any sort of challenge. that some part of him HAS to prove himself capable.]
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[he arches an eyebrow. he may be subtly trying to locate the nearest rental booth]
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Well, now.
[he's convinced he's a natural as he makes his way onto the rink. whether or not that was just dumb luck remains to be seen]
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Not bad. Not great but good for a first start. [he's lying through his teeth] Let's see what you can do.
shit I rolled a 17 this time what the hell Martin
You first? A little 'anything you can do'?
behold a budding metaphor
Just about anything. [well he couldn't compete but he wasn't unskilled. He breaks from the circle and skates backwards on one leg, the hell of the other skate lightly scoring the ice] What do you want to see.
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Let's see how far you can go on one foot, then.
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Now you.
I need to stop using this d20 it likes him way too much
[now that they've been standing and talking for a moment, he's got his balance, so it's easy enough to lift his foot off the ice as well]
Your turn. Pick something.
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Do a spin.
HA FINALLY
Well.
[the word came out as a cloud of steam]
That's that, I suppose. Damn.
Aziraphale - Christmas shopping
The air is nippy, so it's time to duck into a café for a hot cocoa with a stick of peppermint, or into a shop to do a little light holiday shopping--there will be none of that online Amazonian nonsense!
Fell is not nearly done with shopping, but already he's laden with packages--or maybe he's foisted them off on one of the Crowley men this time. He's bright-eyed, rosy cheeked, marveling at all the decorations, at the families and couples out enjoying the evening. He even indulges in a rare selfie with some angelic décor. You might just find him sending a photo of an angel tree topper to his beau.
Not even the bustle of shoppers seems to get to him, at least until a young woman tries to nab the last copy of a new mystery book right from under his upturned nose. He smiles, but his eyes have turned an icy steel and his tone brooks no argument when he tells her terribly sorry, but it is spoken for.
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"Got a little room in here to share, if you don't mind me poking around the shops with you." She beams. His own gift is already there, in a bag near the bottom, pre-wrapped and therefore free from any accidental discoveries.
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"Thank you, dear girl," he said with relief, gently placing the more cumbersome of the packages into her cart to spare himself some space. "No, I'd welcome the company, really. You're always such a delight." He flexes his tired fingers and rearranges the packages in his grip now that he's freed up a hand. "What's still on your list? Anything in particular we're looking for?"
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"I know she likes music? Her memories are of being in a band, if I recall correctly, and I believe she's received earrings from--well, you know. So perhaps something very cute in that vein?"
omg I swear I thought I tagged you back here, I am so sorry <3
Ellie - Doing good Deeds
"Hi! Care to pick a child off the tree? Make their Christmas a little brighter?"
Anthony J. Crowley - New York Botanical Gardens Lights and Trains
The inside of the conservatory has been transformed too. Trains run across massive trestles styled to look like the local bridges and around New York's famous buildings which have all been lovingly crafted from natural materials.
In an added bonus for the kids one of the wings has been transformed into Santa's workshop. Here the elves man the camera for that perfect shot with jolly old Saint Nick... or in this case grumpy, timeless demonic stand-in. He wasn't exactly plump with a tummy that shook when he laughed like a bowlful of jelly, but he was at least wearing a white beard. It was only too bad it didn't match his flaming red hair at all.
Bonus - Sit on Santa's knee
The young boy looked ashen, glancing at his mom for only a moment, before he finally spoke.
“I want a Nintendo Switch! But...” The young boy paled and glanced down at his shoes, “Mommy says we can't afford it.”
“It has been a rough year,” The mother spoke as if any of this needed to be explained, “I told Billy that even Santa might have to cut back some.”
Anthony looked between the pair of them before pointing at the camera and brilliantly thinking up something that would make the disappointed kid smile. “NAH! Don't worry about it. You want a Switch, you got it.”
The mom's easygoing expression transformed as quickly to murderous rage as Billy's transformed into bright and giddy, just in time for the camera to flash. As Billy took off to meet the candy cane elf, for everyone who visits Santa gets a candy cane, the irate mother stormed up the steps to Santa's golden throne.
“Why did you tell him that! I just got through saying it's been a rough year and we can't...”
“Shut up.” Ever eloquent our grumpy Santa, he stood and ferreted around behind the throne for a nicely wrapped package which was pressed into the mother's hands before they could reach for his neck. “I said not to worry about it. Merry Christmas.”
Anthony flopped back into his throne, trying not to notice the grateful way the stunned women's lip quivered like she was about to cry. That wouldn't do at all... having a bawling lady in the middle of Santa's workshop.
“Go on, get out of here. You're holding up the line!”
There were many more people out there waiting to meet grumpy Santa.