Flat though it may have been, upon reflection there was at least something to it. He wouldn't have to go visit Alec in the park covered head to toe in birds... It was something.

"Pigeons and stairs."

Anthony frowned at the patient but lifted the iPad to read on as the dragon smashed through the castle and kidnapped, not the Princess whose guards managed to fight it off, but the Knight who ended up being eaten. Oh. On my, well... that got dark. Turns out the Knight wasn't the hero of the story after all the bumbling court magician was. Naturally the magician was given a very 'Kermit the Frog' style voice.