Don't apologize to him. He doesn't even want to be in the room right now. He doesn't want to be witness to this. It was so bloody awkward he half wanted to sink into the ground, but he kept his arms tightly folded instead and glowered for all he was worth.

Also the spotted pumpkin comment was probably the best and worst endearment Alec had ever heard and he both felt a little ill and more than a little impressed.