"This really is crazy..Maybe this is all one really bad hangover nightmare and I'm still actually in bed." maybe someone slipped him some really nasty drug at the bar. He would almost accept any other answer at this point.

He looked at Anthony again, getting really close as he studied him as if making sure this wasn't just a figment of his imagination. "You sure seem real though.." Which meant he wasn't in bed, wasn't dreaming and this wasn't a bad trip.

"If I wake up tomorrow in purple hanfu I'm going to be really pissed off."