The cardigan does seem to give off some pretty strong Dad Energy, he's noticed. Martin glances down at the notebook and sees what seems like an entirely different language. He blinks in surprise, but otherwise doesn't say anything about it.

"That ... is about the crux of it. If you're really curious to see how strange it gets, they have a portal they maintain in the park that goes to a different universe entirely. I didn't believe it until I went for myself. It's like one of those Renaissance Faires, only you can pay for things in water."