"Sort of like: Career Day. See how a kitchen runs, see how a garbageman works and so on. Trying to herd seventeen eighth graders and keeping them or the parents from tasting anything was a time and a half." It didn't help that one of the wine mothers had lived up to her name and had spent the entire trip calling him William Wallace and asking him about his 'Freedom'.

"I'll never forget it, even if I want to."