What was with all these questions? It was Alec's own fault, he supposed. He should've just kept it a secret and surprised them-- though he would have been the most surprised of all of them. May as well answer them.

"Eh.... people don't... like me. And I don't much like them. So--" A shrug. "--I've never been with anyone worth mentioning." And no one he wanted to mention. That embarrassing chapter of his life was long since closed and he had no wish to visit it again.